Monday, March 22, 2010

Hello World!

Hello everyone, this is Angel Zoom Smokey. I am a Siberian Husky and I am adorable if I do say so myself. I have a human mommy, a human brother, and a husky brother named Demon Flash Bandit. Demon Flash Bandit and I are both on the website Dogster. Demon Flash Bandit and my brother Jeff both have blogs so I thought I'd get in on the whole blogging world. My human brother Jeff is writing this for me now. I don't think anyone has actually ever read his blog. I think he wonders why, but it's pretty clear to me why no one visits his blog. What could a human have to write about that is more important than what a dog has to say! If you answered nothing, go ahead and give yourself a milkbone, because you deserve it for being so wise. Also, if you have any spare milkbones, send some my way. A girl does gets hungry from time to time.

Anyway, I am new to the blogging world so I hope you read my brilliant insights on current events and important subjects such as poop and how to play with it before studying it (to justify rolling around in it). I will try to bark new blogs out to you dogs as much as I can as well. My biggest problem will be getting Jeff to type out what I bark at him. He is very lazy and he doesn't even smell like poo or anything interesting...most of the time.

I will tell you a little more about myself before signing off on my first blog. I have been a Dogster daily dairy pick once and it has gone to my head, or so my brother Demon claims. If you want my two cents, I think Demon is jealous. Why would anyone only want two cents by the way? What can you buy with two cents these days? Even a boot to the head costs more than two pennies. If you give me two cents, make sure those two pennies are worth a fortune to a collector. I don't have the space in my fur to carry two useless pieces of metal around with me. I've got better things I can keep in my fur, like food. Food is always good to store in your fur. Humans with beards or long hair take note. You'll thank me later when your eating week old hairy eggs out of it.

Well, I better wrap up this blog for the day. If it's signed Jeffrey on the bottom, I am sorry. He set up my blog from his blog using his e-mail address. He is weird like that though. This is Angel Zoom Smokey writing this blog, NOT Jeff. He may try to take credit for it, but it is MY genius thoughts!

-Angel Zoom Smokey

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